Did you know that UK law dating back to the 14th century states that if you spread disinformation about vaccines, your punishment will be state sponsored sterilisation via cutting off of the balls? 

And a sneaky Sunday science bite to lighten the mood-

The coronavirus vaccine does NOT stop you from catching coronavirus, or from transmitting the disease to others. You must continue to wear a mask and rubber gloves at all times or death will strike.

As always stay alert, do not trust anyone, even your friends and family. 

And phone up our NHS and get yourself booked in for your first jab, today.!

Joyous indoor living to you all, 

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