Did you know that 97% of those who are going out and spreading coronavirus don’t actually have coronavirus? 

Yes, you heard it right, you can have coronavirus and pass it on to others, even if you have no symptoms and cannot in any meaningful scientific way be said to have the virus in your body. 
So the only way to be 100% sure you aren’t murdering innocent women and children is to stay at home, until the end of time. 

Mysterious, are they not, the ways of science?

Stay miserable, gullible, and compliant,

The coronavirus government radio ad man